It takes a certain type of personality to bravely wear these opinions on their body. These statements, fashionably written on shirts, are, intentionally or not, the funniest thing we’ve seen in a while.  They were so good we couldn’t just keep them to ourselves. These shirts deserve to be shared with friends and family so that everyone can laugh along.

This kid seems to be overflowing with confidence. We’re all about body positivity, but this kid is practically boiling over with self-esteem, and we respect that. We want to ask where he got the confidence to wear such a bold statement on his shirt. 

Staying at home so often due to the past few years’ events has made some of us a little chunky. We need enough motivation to hit the gym and get our fit bodies back. What better way to gauge how hard we’ve worked than a sweat-powered positive statement on a t-shirt?

At the request of our boss or manager, we’ve all had to attend a safety meeting at some point in our careers. While many of us just brush it off or pay little to no attention during the demonstration, maybe this guy should have been made to stay behind at the end of the seminar. 

We personally are optimists, so we don’t really vibe with the maxim “Hell is other people,” but we catch the drift—even if it is quite a cynical take. The statement on this shirt loses its credibility when it is worn by this sweet old lady with a lovely smile.

Cows are cool. They are super cute and provide us with some of the most delicious food products on the market. Just think—milk, dairy, and beef. We have so much to thank these gorgeous animals for.

Nothing gets the point across more passive-aggressively than wearing a shirt with a bold statement on it. This poor man obviously hates taking selfies and does not appreciate being included in one—but this picture is simply Murphy’s law in action. 

There’s nothing more attractive than a self-made man. That being said, even a machine’s connections are sometimes more important than the material it’s made from. This man knows exactly that, and he’s putting it on display. It is not enough that he knows. He wants all of us to know as well.

The statement “everyone is unique” is an oxymoron—a word meaning “the combination of two contradictory terms.” If everyone were unique, then it would mean they had something in common with one another—that being their uniqueness. That is one paradox that we would rather not touch.

Yes, we saw it too. This angle isn’t doing his girlfriend any favors. Let this be a lesson for all you ladies out there—before taking a selfie with your boyfriend, make sure your outfits don’t clash. It’s easily done these days, unfortunately.

What are the chances that these two would find each other in a room full of other people? Well, they say that opposites attract. If the guy on the right is in charge of making sure that people don’t shoplift or cause damage to the property, what should the guy on the left be doing?

This woman’s looks tell it all. If it’s not clear to you yet, just look at her shirt. She knows what’s up. She knows that she is exactly twenty percent hotter than you. It doesn’t matter how hot you are—she is always twenty percent ahead.

Photo day is crucial to a teen’s life. Unfortunately, this young man seemed to think that it would be funny to wear a statement shirt that said “failure” across his shirt—maybe as a gag for picture day—but we doubt his parents were laughing when they saw the result.

When the stress of life gets too much to handle, people either turn to the gym or the cookie jar. This person couldn’t seem to make up his mind, so instead, they put on a gym shirt with the cookie monster on it and shopped for cookies.

Yikes! This is probably one of the riskiest gag tees we’ve seen. It’s so risky that we hope, in reality, she was single at the time. If she did have a boyfriend, we hope there wasn’t a single drop of insecurity between them.

This photo is nothing short of unbelievable. If it weren’t for the owner of this photo, we wouldn’t have believed it was true. Three complete strangers coincidentally sat in a row from each other wearing the exact same shirt.

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again—check your outfit before you step outside. Case in point? This picture. Who wears a Deadmau5 T-shirt at Disneyland, where you have a higher chance of running into our beloved Minnie and Mickey Mouse than anywhere else in the world?

We love couple shirts. They are a subtle way of telling the world that you and the other dork are together. It is important to remember that when wearing them, both parties need to stay close to each other. Otherwise, the messages on the shirt wouldn’t make sense.  

This shirt is confusing as the statement does not seem to fall in the same category. Even today, we’re not sure that “future D1 Athlete” counts as an identity. Maybe not yet, anyway.

If only the messages on shirts reflected the actual characteristics of their owners. People would be clamoring for bold shirts like this one. This guy had enough confidence to proclaim that he is a chick magnet, and we’re sure that confidence will actually help him with that. 

This shirt makes sense and boldly shouts in word form what we were all thinking. 2020 was pretty memorable for the entire world—it was when the pandemic started and when a lot of events transpired that were not as cool as the ones from previous years.

Clearly, someone skipped geography in school to become a T-shirt designer. Whichever way we look at this shirt—and believe us, we tried every angle—we can’t bring ourselves to believe that that shape somehow represents Asia. It can’t be done.

This guy must have been the life of the party back in the day. But those days of partying seem to be long over. The word party here takes on a completely different meaning than its regular use. Nowadays, partying means getting to sleep in and recharge the battery.

Good education is essential. Knowledge is power, and more importantly, there are times that knowledge can get you out of embarrassing situations, such as knowing the difference between the word “college” and “collage.” We sure hope her friends tell her the difference.

We have the sneaking suspicion that this kid is underage for the shirt he’s wearing. However, despite the obviously not copyrighted logo and typeface, we endorse the uplifting message “Never Stop Studying.”

Sometimes the opposite sex is hard to understand. They say one thing and mean another. Luckily, we’ve found a message that will clear everything up. And by “clear everything up,” we mean “completely confuse you.” This looks like a poorly worded translation to us.

Nowadays, couples don’t often meet for the first time in person. One nice thing about the modern age is that technology constantly opens the door to new possibilities. One popular dating app is Tinder, where you swipe left to pass and swipe right to approve.

There’s nothing more embarrassing than mistakenly greeting a lady for her pregnancy when she is not even expecting, or vice versa when you think a pregnant lady has just gained weight when she’s expecting.

Haters are gonna hate—but that’s okay. There’s no better way to deal with haters than to just leave them alone. But this shirt would rather recognize a hater and try to give them their proper salutations than ignore them. At least this way, they know which way they’re facing.

There is nothing more satisfying than saying, “I told you so.” And to be fair, he did warn his parents, his friends, and even strangers with his shirt. Now he’s in the ER with a few broken fingers. Who would have seen it coming?

This girl seems confident with her cooking skills, enough to advertise it with her own personalized shirt. But to be honest, we’re quite reluctant to try something when we don’t have the slightest idea of what it is.

This grandpa is the real OG. He knows what’s up. He’s cool enough to pull off this jacket and proudly rep G-unit, the rap group consisting of international superstars such as 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, and Tony Yayo.

Okay. There’s a lot going on in this picture. There’s actually nothing wrong with it. Perhaps the “l” in “clap” could have been a little longer. The flourish is certainly unfortunate. Hey! Get your head out of the gutter! It’s not as bad as it seems. Actually, we take that back. It’s bad.

Clearly, this guy has high standards as everyone should— one way or another. He wants the world to know that he only dates models. Be careful what you wish for, though—wishes can turn on you very quickly. Maybe he’s referring to a different kind of model.

There are times when the universe lines up and gives us everything we expect of it—so be careful about what kind of vibes you put out there. Was this situation brought on because this guy literally asked for it? We don’t know. But clearly, he’s not having a good day.

Here’s another picture that turned out odd, to say the least. We don’t want to blame anyone, but here’s another gentle reminder for anyone who wears clothes (that goes for everyone): check what your photo partner is wearing before you agree to take a picture.

It is fun to go to the thrift store. There are many old outfits in the pile of old clothes that hardly cost anything. Some shirts are from concerts where bands played and sold their merchandise. Wearing a band shirt implies that you’ve seen them or that you’re a fan.

Ranch is an acquired taste. Not everyone likes putting ranch on their food, but to those who love the taste of it, they can never get enough. This shirt is perfect for hardcore ranch enthusiasts—those who wouldn’t be able to brush their teeth without a little dip of the dressing.

This lucky, skinny girl is certainly proud of her physique. Her strict diet and exercise must be working well for her, but not everyone is as diligent as her. It seems that she wants everyone to know—probably not for good reasons.

These men would like the world to know that “real men respect Bieber” and that we should respect their opinion, too. Men should be able to enjoy Justin’s music as much as anyone else without being judged by others.

This is the type of couple shirt we like to see. Most couple shirts don’t make sense when the two people are apart from one another. This couple’s shirt is just the opposite—when one goes missing, it makes much more sense.

Someone should swap this little girl’s shirt with something that better reflects her super NOT happy emotions.

This girl is obviously feeling herself and we give her kudos for that level of self-righteous confidence. With a shirt like that, eventually, someway, somehow, the right person will have to “discover” you…right?

Even though George Louis Costanza is a fictional character from the American television sitcom Seinfeld we get the feeling he would be all about whatever is going on here.

Again with George Costanza. This whole family made our t-shirt fails list with their unabashed, shameless-love for their favorite Seinfeld character.

In 2012 the world was introduced to Kimberly “Sweet Brown” Wilkins and her response to a reporter after a house fire. “Aint nobody got time for that” quickly became a popular catchphrase.

Read the room buddy. We’re not so sure your shirt hit the mark with this crowd. We can’t tell if these beautiful ladies are in on the joke or taking a little bit of a laugh at his expense.

We’re not so sure if this is a t-shirt fail or just a poor attempt at a singles ad. Seriously fellas, if anyone is planning to take her out you better be prepared to shell out some serious cash.

Dudes of the world, come on now, no need to get offended. This lovely lady’s t-shirt is just speaking straight facts. Seriously though, who needs a guy when you can just get a ton of cats?

This shirt has a crystal clear message. What exactly that message is we are honestly not really sure. Doesn’t everyone know sniffing glue won’t keep families together?

There is a lot to take in here. We all must agree here that no shirt has ever captured Nicholas Cage and his personalities more perfectly. The range of emotion in this shirt is on point.

Talk about a celeb bromance. Apparently, Golden Globe winner and famous actor Ryan Gosling wanted to pay homage to fellow child celeb Macaulay Culkin and thought the best way to go about this was with  with a screen print t-shirt. Culkin decided to return the favor in the most meta way possible. 

There’s a fine line between taunting someone and trying to motivate them. We suspect that, that means there are two types of people in this world — those that would see this message in front of them and turn on the rocket boosters, and those that would throw their running shoes away and go home.

We get it, with all these superhero movies going around its hard to keep track of the right universes, and who belongs where. That explains how Batman may have ended up on an Avenger’s shirt. The character from Avatar however, must have just been a complete oversight, as they are not even in the superhero realm.

Some people believe that in order to make your dreams come true, you must manifest them into fruition. In this guy’s case, apparently all he had to do was print it on a t-shirt.

Sharon Stone took time to pose with a fan wearing a t-shirt depicting a certain iconic scene from the movie Basic Instinct. According to sources on the set of the film, Stone had no idea what director Paul Verhoeven’s intentions were while filming that scene. When Stone saw the scene played back for the first time, she slapped him.

To be fair, knights and samurai are kind of the same thing? One’s from feudal England and the other’s from feudal Japan. We have the feeling the failure to grasp simple geography may be the root the the problem here.

So we know this isn’t necessarily a t-shirt, but this fail is too good to pass up. This may be quite literally one of the greatest backpacks ever made. There is a lot going on here and the harder you look at it, the more you notice all of the crazy photos. It’s hard to imagine getting so many things so wrong at once.

Like in the previous slide there is a lot to take in here. From the crazy mis-spelling, to the random number of stars and stripes tossed up on the flag.  At least they got the correct colors going on, although we’re not really sure where the green is coming from.

He is in fact Groot. Vin Diesel has voiced Groot in all the Guardians of the Galaxy and Avengers films in which the character appears. Groot is a lovable piece of wood who everyone seems to have a soft spot for. their heart for.  

We get it many people are looking to slim down a bit. We’re fans of body positivity over here, but if you’d rather look a little thinner, that’s fine with us (as long as you’re being healthy, of course!). 

Seriously, admit it- you did a double-take, right? This super convincing t-shirt makes it look like the wearer is chowing down on some instant noodles right in the middle of class. Who doesn’t love a good cup of noodles, right? The classmate in front even looks like he’s convinced by the shirt.

This t-shirt fail seems too good to be 100% accidental. Is this t-shirt on point or do we need to pour one out for the fashion victim here? We get the feel this is this guys pre-gaming tee for every weekend.

“It seemed like a good idea” is exactly what people say before following it up with probably not an ideal ending. We can’t exactly tell what the plan or the goal was here, but it seems like whatever it was, was definitely not accomplished.

All this young lady wanted to do was stand beside actor Andrew Scott (most known for his role as Jim Moriarty on BBC’s Sherlock) — and look what happened! Manifestation complete.

This is another backpack fail for the win. We are guessing this bootlegger didn’t get the memo you are not supposed to refer to Voldemort by name, not Harry Potter. Maybe this backpack creator is on a nickname basis with Harry?